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Thursday, 13 May 2010

Colossal Squid

Perfect Catching Technique

This crew have managed to catch the very rare Colossal Squid (above) . Look at the harpoons buried deep inside the flesh of the squid.

How to Make Calamari

  1. Step


    Pour buttermilk into a large bowl.

  2. Step2

    Put flour in another large bowl.

  3. Step3

    Season flour with salt and pepper.

  4. Step4

    Pour oil into a large, heavy saucepan. Heat oil to 375 degrees F.

  5. Step5

    Cut the squid into 1/2-inch rings, leaving the tentacles intact.

  6. Step6

    Working in batches, dip a few calamari pieces at a time in the buttermilk, coating thoroughly. Remove from buttermilk and dredge in flour. Shake off excess flour.

  7. Step7

    Add the battered calamari to saucepan. Fry about 1 minute, or until golden brown.

  8. Step8

    Transfer calamari to paper towels with a slotted spoon.

  9. Step9

    Repeat process with remaining calamari, buttermilk and flour.

  10. Step10

    Serve with lemon wedges or a simple marinara sauce.

Wednesday, 28 April 2010

How to Kill Giant Squid


Make sure you have at least five high quality harpoons. A very large ship will be needed so make sure you have enough money. Many people make the mistake of hitting it in the tentacles, my advice would to hit its eye and smash its head to a pulp. Then spray salt over it and wait until its weak then grab a giant spoon and scoop its brains out through its eye socket. This will disable the giant squid which will enable you to shoot your five high quality harpoons and reel its carcass in.

The Giant Squid is perfect is perfect to feed to your guests at your birthday party.